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IS OCRAM CTHULHU?!

Ocram is the final boss of terraria mobile and console versions. His name is really Marco, because Ocram is Marco backwards. He is really expensive to fight, because it would take two twin spawners, and alot of other crap.

THE GUIDE IS CRUEL!

Player: Yay! Finally into my world!

Guide: Hi! My name is Daniel. I am your guide.

Player: Ooookay. Anyway, i'm going to the Underworld.

Guide: Why? Evil's about there!

Player: Eat this, Voodoo Demon!

[voodoo doll drops into lava]

Guide: Dangit! Got killed!

Player: Dumb wall of flesh! You killed my guide!

Wall Of Flesh: Roaaaaar!

Player: Dunno why, but i find that sound very relaxing.

{NiniLOLZ!<3's plead for death was finally answered by Wall Of Flesh.}