User blog:652Graystripe/Something is coming...

...and it's not winter.

For eons, you've all trained to fear the underground. It's full of evil and hidden places, full of danger. It's the heart of Terraria, and it's the soul as well. There is no place more Terrarian than the underground.

And now it's not just the underground.

Announcing not one, not two, but three new major events, all being implemented over a span of three days! This high-risk high-reward event is designed to be very open-ended... but still harder than nails, tougher than titanium and more aunt-killing than a bag full of alliterations! I'm sorry, I had to reach for that one.

Introducing...

The Earth Puppetmaster's Reign

On this special night of the year when everything from below comes up (except your dinner, possibly), monsters will swarm up from the caves, including never-before-seen evil! These include: What will this boss be? Will anyone survive the first of the three increasingly deadly underground-up events? And WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT NICE LOOT YOU'RE GOING TO GET? WHAT ABOUT THAT? In due time, my friend. In due time.
 * Wrecking Boulders, a highly dangerous type of monster that can destroy most blocks and your face too! Keep your NPCs safe and your loot safer, 'cause Wrecking Boulder is comin' to town!
 * Rock Tortoise, a living tank that will take up most of your time and get in your way like a giant turtle. Enjoy breaking this thing's shell! No weak points, just a special move that will leave you crying.
 * Clay Golem. This thing is not your normal golem. No, there are a lot more of these babies, and they're just as annoying! While not as well-known or deadly as their larger Lihzahrd kin, these wonderful fellows will have absolutely no emotion as they stomp your face into the dirt using their special attack, which includes lots of pancakes. Terrarian pancakes.
 * And an unknown boss!

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